Quince.

This is a quince. 
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You probably already knew that. I didn't. I thought they looked like little figs. They don't.
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This is what you do with a quince.
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You can also do all these things. I didn't find that out until just now, though, so it's a little late for me and the bumpy dude up top. Let me know if you have a go, though.