Transport Museum.

So begins Half Term for the entire UK population of school-going children, Elliot now included. This rush of children, and their parents, makes every mildly interesting child-related activity Absolute Hell. Events are over-capacity, playgroups require an absurdly early arrival time, museums are bursting, buses are overrun with buggies, restaurants are crammed with highchairs and every parent wears a pained grimace at the need to deal with Other People's Children.

Despite all this, The Richardsons and The Smyths had a very successful trip to The Transport Museum. It is, of course, because Fiona I posses superior logistical skills. Actually, we're just not afraid of Getting The Hell Out of There when things start to go downhill.